swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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gossipgirlmemoirs:

I’m chuck bass

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are